{"id":31,"date":"2008-04-22T11:28:27","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T16:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.law.cornell.edu\/tbruce\/2008\/04\/22\/youre-a-grand-old-flag-or-why-real-people-cant-do-legal-research\/"},"modified":"2008-04-22T11:35:18","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T16:35:18","slug":"youre-a-grand-old-flag-or-why-real-people-cant-do-legal-research","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.law.cornell.edu\/tbruce\/2008\/04\/22\/youre-a-grand-old-flag-or-why-real-people-cant-do-legal-research\/","title":{"rendered":"You’re a Grand Old Flag; or why real people can’t do legal research"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"800px-us_51-star_alternate_flagsvg.png\"<\/a>Long ago, in a universe far, far away<\/a>, David Mamet<\/a> told me about his theory of jokeless punchlines. Some punchlines, he said, were so good in and of themselves that no actual buildup is required; the receiver can mentally compose the joke himself. He’s right (hell, he’s David Mamet<\/em>, fer chrissakes). A few examples:<\/p>\n