Caption Contest
No, it’s not a logo and tagline for the Code of Federal Regulations we all know and love (it actually belongs to an IT firm in Kuala Lumpur). But it got us thinking: what tagline should be on the CFR? So we thought we’d run a caption contest and see what you come up with.
We can’t offer prizes beyond bragging rights, but the first, second, and third-place winners will be reported in our next newsletter, and if you’re ever in the same town as Tom Bruce, Craig Newton, or Sara Frug, they’ll buy you a beverage of your choice.
Have fun!
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“The official compilation of all federal regulations.”
“Federal regulations at your fingertips.”
“Federal regulations compiled for your convenience.”
“Researching federal regulations has never been easier.”
Resistance is Futile!
Official Source of Red Tape
Details, details, details…
Making ideas concrete (and regulating concrete)
CFR tagline:
“The Law, Encoded”
or
“The Law, In Code”
CFR – lighting the way
Counsel’s Fineprint Reading since 1938
“Rocks shoals and quicksand”
A few entries:
“Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.”
“You’re right, it doesn’t make sense, but that’s the rule.”
“Putting You to Sleep While Also Causing Insomnia since 1938.”
“The Abyss”
“I am Vast, I contain Multitudes.”
“I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.”
“50 Titles of Grey”
“Some Restrictions Apply”
“Because Ignorance of All This is No Excuse”
“Stupefying Obfuscation Since 1938”
“The Black Hole”
“Fluctuating Lawgo-rhythm”
“Be afraid, be very afraid”
“If you’re not confused, you will be”
Additional info, I know I spelled rhythm as related to music but it is more variable.
“Fluctuating Lawgo-rhythm” definition – a set of instructions that lead to unpredictable results.
Communicating For Righteousness.
Come Forth, Rules